Hmmm..
I've been doing a lot of journ articles lately (for my effing newspaper project) that I can't update my journal. Well, to share some bit, here's what I've written.
By the way, we're all familiar with the horrorscope thingie that sometimes we get sick of knowing the future that never happens. Unfortunately, that's one of the many "articles" that I have to submit. So, without any further ado, here's my unlucky predictions for the day..
Oh, I'm sorry if I've been too hard to all Scorpios out there, because I'm also a Scorpio. Well, this thing is just another piece of wild crap so, here it is...
ARIES – Consider yourself the most miserable creature on earth. Nobody cares about you, nor gives a damn about anything you do or say. Don’t even dare joining
StarStruck just to get attention. Go see a psychiatrist instead.
CANCER – Today’s your lucky day! You’ll get to meet your crush while riding an FX. He’ll look deep into your eyes and say “Um, is that a booger on your nose?”
TAURUS – Your dreams of becoming the next singing sensation will finally come true… on your next life, though!
AQUARIUS – You will rule dominion over the insect kingdom, as the cockroaches will crown you as their new ruler. From this day forward, you will conquer the world by spreading blight and other infectious diseases. Go on and start embracing your new destiny. Beware of insecticides.
VIRGO – Tonight, you’ll have a new identity. You will grow fangs and wings; you will leave half of your body on the ground and start flying. Enjoy the ride!
LEO – You will die in seven days.
CAPRICORN – You too.
PISCES – Tragedy always comes in threes, so why don’t you join Leo and Capricorn in dying after seven days? The more dead people, the merrier.
SAGITTARIUS – Today’s your lucky day! You’ll get to meet a beautiful and sexy woman while strolling at the mall. The problem is when you ask for her number, you’ll realize that he is GAY and he is Libra’s former crush.
LIBRA – Your crush will finally reveal his true feelings—that he is GAY and he finds you in dire need of a makeover session. Don’t worry, though, he’s an expert in that field. Oh, did I mention he was the one that Sagittarius once met at the mall?
GEMINI – Your father will tell you to stop studying. Good for you!
SCORPIO – I guess I don’t have anything in store for you because you are the unluckiest person today. Everything you do is just chaotic, you tend to ruin everything. You’re dumb, you lack sense of direction. Oh, did I mention that I hate you?
Well, that's just about it. If you've got any violent reactions, just post a comment.
I'll post another entry maybe sometime later. hehehe
Currently listening to: Incubus - Talk Shows On Mute
Currently reading: Banana Yoshimoto - N.P.
Currently feeling: psychotic