I'm Baaaaack!!!

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Hooray! After weeks of absolute laziness to update my blog, I'm back again to write more stories of the macabre, absurd and rage.

*Hey, I'm getting sappy again... kill me!!*

To start my rantings.. let me begin by saying...

F*&^ IT!

As usual, I'm effing late again, thanks to my very dysfunctional alarm clock that hasn't been working since the 15th century. Again, I went to school without combing my hair or eating any breakfast.

When I entered the room, my professor greeted me with such wonderful remarks...

"Miss Marigundon... don't come late again in my class next meeting or else I'll drop you from this course."

Very encouraging, ain't it? Now I have to stay awake the whole Tuesday night just to get to school in time the following day-- and avoid being late again.

We also had a report in our Afro-Asian Lit class... that went in flames. I admit, we haven't prepared for it because we thought that we were the second to the last group to report, however, the plans have changed and I never knew about it until my friend called me yesterday. So there I was yakking about the things I've read in the book.. only to save face.

Another reason why our report failed is because of Wally. He was supposed to report about the first part of our subject when suddenly he went AWOL for no particular reason. As a result, we have to report again and suffer. My friend cried after the whole presentation. I was pissed.

Wally is my gay classmate who has this "megalomaniac" attitude -- belittling everyone who gets a grade lower than he has. However, the main reason why he gets such grade is because he is a Teacher's Pet-- doing everything for the teacher, even to the extent of wiping their a**es just to obtain a 1.75 grade; not only that-- he CHEATS during quizzes and major exams. Although we have reported about it, the professors have remained mum about the whole matter. I don't know with these guys but they sure like to have Wally wiping their a$*es.

It wasn't the first time that Wally ruined everything. Last semester, he, Melissa and I were supposed to teach the Fourth Year HS class when he suddenly disappeared out of nowhere, leaving the two of us to suffer and be humiliated. Not only did he disappeared, he wasn't able to give us his lesson plan. So Mel and I had to "kill time" by making the students do something while discussing the lesson. From that day on, I vowed never to work with him... until I learned that he was on our group.

I'm so pissed. Grrr!! The Rage! The Agony... hey, I'm starting to feel like myself again! Hah!

<--excuse the lunatic golda-->

Just got this one from Mari...

I've got nothing to do... again...

And so the heartstring... uhm.. strings?

♥Lloyd and ♥Golda

Trying to conceive twenty-eight thousand pre-paid children. Are aspiring to hug each other far too often. Are the perfect match.

Orchestrated by ianiceboy

So now I'm going to give birth like a rabbit?

I'm so dizzy... I've got lots of deadlines to beat and less time to beat them.

First, my thesis, which has been really eating my brains out for as far as I can remember. Although the real defense and submission is on Friday, I have to submit the final draft TOMORROW...

Eek!! Like Duh!! my darn professor hasn't even guided us all throughout the thesis-making process; and after having to cope up with HER absences and laziness, we have to submit the whole draft tomorrow? Aargh!!

Another thing is the stupid report we had last Monday . Not only did we have to repeat the whole sortie again, but we have to make a concise-- and I mean CONCISE report for the whole thing.

Aargh! How I wish I could split myself into seven so that I can finish this whole mess in time.

To Mari: ... aargh!! Heeelllppp.... must breathe.. must KILL professor!!! Anyway, thanks for everything. Lunch tayo uliiitt!!!

Hehe.. anyways.. catch ya soon... if I can.

And I'm Back!... AGAIN!!!

It's been so long since I've last updated... well, last week has been so toxic that I haven't got a chance to update, and if in case you're wondering what the hell happened to gagong_golda95 , well.. let me give you a sort-of rundown...

By the way, before I proceed... I just want to greet my Tito Joe a Happy Birthday!

Monday

Wait, I think I have an entry here, just click here..

Tuesday

I think I also have an entry here... uhm, click this.

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Wait a sec, I'm running out of things to write here.. oh well... *thinks* Ah, okay...

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Wednesday

So after mumbling, whining and ranting about beating deadlines and submitting reports, I just found out that my file has been corrupted and that my PC has acquired a virus---thanks to my ever annoying thesis. I went to school empty-handed, with nothing but excuses to spare. As for my thesis partner, she cried and made a big deal about it, calling everybody she knew as if the world's coming to an end. As for me, I had to spend the last hours of my life coming up with an idea on how to retrieve the file. To make the story short, we just pissed each other off--bigtime.

Aargh...

On the bright side, at least my sarcastic side hasn't failed me yet.

Thursday

This has to be the best yet the worst day of my life. It was on this day that we sort-of "premiered" our version of Sophocles' tragedy OEDIPUS REX. However, instead of a tragedy, the play ended as a comedy... thanks to the nonstop laughing and the confusion created by the prompters. The whole cast (which included me) laughed so hard that we had to create our own version of the last scene... that ended in hysterics.

However, it wasn't only our group who ended in such mishap; the first group, who staged "Medea" also suffered from bloopers. For instance, we all know that Jason (of the Argonauts saga) came from the early Greek civilization, so it was likely that we will see him clad in an armor and looking very muscular. However, Wally (remember him in my March 8 entry?) the one who played Jason, wore a sort-of CAT/ROTC outfit that was so tight that the cloth belt went up to his belly (eww!). Again, instead of acting "manly", it seemed that he's more of an effective Medea than an effective Jason.

After the whole "play/gag show" presentation ended, our professor announced our work assignments in the Education High School for the next school year... and to my surprise, I was one of the assigned "junior advisers" for the Rosarian, the official newspaper...

Great!!! Just great! And I thought my days as a deviant Managing Editor were done ages ago.. now I have to relive my nightmare, for the second time, in a different position though!

As for the thesis, I had to stay until 10 pm in school just to finish the entire research. I suffered a major physical breakdown that my parents had to pick me up. I went home really exhausted, I thought I wasn't able to make it for the defense the following day.

Friday

The scheduled "thesis defense day", however, our group did not have the chance to defend our research.. so our teacher rescheduled the whole thing. I cried, I was so frustrated. Like, who wouldn't? My dreams of relaxing for the weekend were shattered, thanks to my not-so beloved professor..

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And so, that was it. I'll just tell the other things on my next entry.

I wasn't supposed to post anything for the meantime, since I am staying with my gramps. However, since my supervisor called me to report to her a.s.a.p.. here I am, ranting again.

Speaking of ranting, my uncle just hired a new secretary as replacement to Ate Eileen, who recently went to America to get married. As expected, the secretary he hired (whom we shall call as Kathy) is BITCHY...

I'm not exaggerating, but she is really irritating. The first time she worked at my uncle's office, she broke my uncle's PC.. and did nothing but use her face powder until her face resembles the ghouls of "Ju-On" .

Not only that, when the PC broke, she told my uncle that she does not know how to operate it... Like Duh! the PC uses Microsoft Windows 98, and as far as I know.. almost everybody knows how to handle that?! Dimwit... or maybe, she's just finding an excuse for us not to tag her as "computer illiterate".

Also, my auntie told me that Kathy boasts a lot about obtaining a degree in management... and she would look at my aunt in such a way that she is belittling her... grrr...

Grrr... So now, I'm trying to prove to my folks that I'll be Kathy's worst nightmare.. whether she likes it or not..

Wish me luck folks, I'm going to kick some ass..

*Yawn*

Me? I'm nervous. I'm pissed.

I don't know if I would be able to take up summer classes because, you see, my mom (for the Nth time) continues to antagonize my life--in such a way that she doubts my abilities or the fact that I can be successful in the teaching field.

Just because she's a lawyer, she thinks that I would remain poor because I'm a TEACHER..

Yes folks, sad but true, I am a TEACHER... soon-to-be TEACHER.

I hate to say this, but to me, she's just making my life miserable.

The curse of having a lawyer for a mother.

Now I'm depressed. I'll try to write a decent entry next time.

Thanks to those who commented on my last entry.. I'm feeling better now. Thank you!

Well, as of now, my father's reconsidering my plans of enrolling in summer classes. Yesterday, my sister and I went to UST to inquire about the fees-- only to find out that the Accounting Office has closed due to an "emergency meeting". Grrr... Not only do we have to come back on Thursday (since transportation companies are currently having a "jeepney strike"), but I have to report to my supervising teacher about the seminar I am about to attend. Aargh!!

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So we sort-of spend the rest of the afternoon hanging out in my boyfriend's house. And since it was his Dad's birthday, we stopped there just to greet him and just plainly enjoy the day. Also, my sister had managed to get and keep my boyfriend's cousin's picture whom she's having a crush on. Talk about close family ties! My sister chased my boyfriend around the house, beating him up as if the picture was the only precious thing in the world, and before I knew it, he went back to me filled with scars and without the picture-- thanks to my sister's long nails that resembles Saruman's fingernails.

As for me, I'm trying to make another layout for my tabulas... wish me luck! And yes, I'm still nervous about my grades.. talk about suspense.

So there, wish me luck. I'll just write a new one later.. maybe.

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Let's just say, I'm so into the weird stuff, that I took some quizzes.. again, in hopes of finding an inspiration of writing yet another decent entry (which RARELY happens). Well, let the inspiration start striking...

Oh, by the way, meet my Middle-Earth parents...


Your ideal Middle-Earth parents are Celeborn and
Galadriel! You live in the beautiful woods of
Lothlorien. You are an elf! Your parents are
very wise and will always be fair with you.
They also give very good presents that seem
cheesy until you realize that they are exactly
what you need. Your mother is as beautiful as
the dawn, which means that you will be either
handsome or beautiful yourself and your guy
friends will want to hang out at your flet all
the time to look at Galadriel. Arwen, Elladan
and Elrohir are your niece and nephews, and
Elrond is your brother-in-law.

Your Middle-Earth mama is a psychic, which means
that you can never, ever lie to her. She is
the disciplinarian and will do her best to see
that you become a wise and noble elf.

Your Middle-Earth dad will try to be your best
friend. He is the one to ask when you want
money for concert tickets or permission to go
to a party. Since he will really want to
impress you with his hipness you shall be
forced to listen to him butcher teenage jargon.
Example: What up, homechild! Thou art trippin
in that tunic, yo? Try to keep him from doing
this in public. Even with all that, Celeborn
will spoil you, which you will enjoy, so live
it up!

I hope you liked my quiz. Please rate it, okay?


Which Lord of the Rings couple would be your dream parents? Pictures and longish answers.
brought to you by Quizilla

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And another quiz...


Dark shadow. Something has drawn you into darkness
in the past, and you're now trying to get out
of it. The darkness is already inside you, and
getting it out will be hard, but if you try,
maybe one day you can be who you want to be
again. Don't give in!!!

Please rate ^^


What kind of dark person are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

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And yet another stupid quiz..

Lloyd, you might like (or hate) what you are about to see here... Hehehe..


-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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See, I'm really lazy in terms of updating, start killing me..

Wait, before you do.. I think I'm inspired now.. catch ya later.. I think!