EAT YOUR GARDEN... Why I Hate F4 (continuation)
Posted by gagong_golda95 at 11:55 AM on November 11, 2003 as a favorite post.
Most probably, the reason why I avoid watching too much TV is because everytime I switch channels, all I can see and hear is Meteor Garden; and as I walk to school, all I can see are are posters of F4 and all of the cast of Armageddon II.
In other words, TOO MUCH EXPOSURE. Damn it! Perhaps on Christmas, we can no longer hear Christmas songs but F4 songs playing nonstop!
SOMEBODY CUT MY EARS!!! AARGH!!!
With all these nonsense exposure and nonstop mentioning of Dao-Ming-What's his name again's name, my inner Sith can't help it but make a list of reasons why I DESPISE MG, and here it goes...
1. Dao-Ming-Dynasty looks like dog crap.
2. Lei, another member of that F____g 4, reminds me of Slam Dunk's Kaede Rukawa --- very insensitive!
3. We Filipinos are usually drawn to watch the protagonists being bullied by the upper class, especially if they are the so-called lowlifes. The lead actress, Shan Cai, exemplifies the very essence of a true protagonist --- palaging kawawa.
4. What's the sense of having four dimwits rule a campus without the higher authorities stopping them?
5. Dao's hairstyle looks like a pineapple, I bet he doesn't know how to use a hairbrush nor take a bath for that matter... YUCK!!
6. How the heck can you pronounce (or spell) their names?
7. The group's name is even a puzzler.. F4, what does that stand for? Uhmm.. FUNCTION KEY#4? FANTASTIC 4? FATHETIC 4? F*&^%!@G 4?
8. What's the point of making a headstand if you don't want to cry? Sure your tears may stop from falling, but would you rather cry than die from having too much blood in your head? Poor Lei, he's not thinking I guess,
9. Where is the exact location of Meteor Garden? can somebody help me find it?
10. Aren't we too tired of watching too many Chinovelas, or telenovelas?
11. How the heck can we sing their songs if we do not know exactly what they mean?
12. The whole series reminds me of Dawson's Creek --- friends turned lovers and lovers turned psychos.. or sort of!
13. Oh Baby baby baby... AARGH!! Stop it!
In other words, TOO MUCH EXPOSURE. Damn it! Perhaps on Christmas, we can no longer hear Christmas songs but F4 songs playing nonstop!
SOMEBODY CUT MY EARS!!! AARGH!!!
With all these nonsense exposure and nonstop mentioning of Dao-Ming-What's his name again's name, my inner Sith can't help it but make a list of reasons why I DESPISE MG, and here it goes...
1. Dao-Ming-Dynasty looks like dog crap.
2. Lei, another member of that F____g 4, reminds me of Slam Dunk's Kaede Rukawa --- very insensitive!
3. We Filipinos are usually drawn to watch the protagonists being bullied by the upper class, especially if they are the so-called lowlifes. The lead actress, Shan Cai, exemplifies the very essence of a true protagonist --- palaging kawawa.
4. What's the sense of having four dimwits rule a campus without the higher authorities stopping them?
5. Dao's hairstyle looks like a pineapple, I bet he doesn't know how to use a hairbrush nor take a bath for that matter... YUCK!!
6. How the heck can you pronounce (or spell) their names?
7. The group's name is even a puzzler.. F4, what does that stand for? Uhmm.. FUNCTION KEY#4? FANTASTIC 4? FATHETIC 4? F*&^%!@G 4?
8. What's the point of making a headstand if you don't want to cry? Sure your tears may stop from falling, but would you rather cry than die from having too much blood in your head? Poor Lei, he's not thinking I guess,
9. Where is the exact location of Meteor Garden? can somebody help me find it?
10. Aren't we too tired of watching too many Chinovelas, or telenovelas?
11. How the heck can we sing their songs if we do not know exactly what they mean?
12. The whole series reminds me of Dawson's Creek --- friends turned lovers and lovers turned psychos.. or sort of!
13. Oh Baby baby baby... AARGH!! Stop it!
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