I hate Meteor Garden... No, I DESPISE IT! In case you're an F4 fan or a huge follower of that darn series, do yourself a favor and stop reading this... This entry is not for you! However, if you are curious of what I'm writing about, continue reading this.... Just don't say I didn't warn you!

As I've said a while ago, I despise Meteor Garden. Although I'm a huge anime fan, and despite the fact this is based on a manga, this is another story. It's not actually an anime series but it's more of the usual pathetic telenovelas we see on TV--- no plot, mixed identities, no sense. According to my sister, who by the way is one of the many hapless souls who got contaminated with the F4 virus and has been addicted to that damn series, Meteor Garden (or Armageddon II as I refer to it) is about a story of a middle-class girl whose parents had her enrolled in a VERY exclusive school for rich freaks for a very pathetic reason-- to have her married with another rich, snivelling bastard. Here, she encounters a group of boys (or bullies, rather), or F4, and fell in love with their brainless, most eccentric member, DAO MING... wait a second, how do I spell this... SZ, SI, ZI, XI, SZI? Whatever! As long as you can pronounce the letter "Z", that's the moron's name.

Honestly, I was once an avid fan of that series until the whole story progressed. As it turns out, it reminded me of Dawson's Creek, only SARS-infected. I dont know, is watching too much anime series make you think that all TV characters are animated? Or is it just Dao's hair resembles a pineapple?

*2 B Continued*

Before I continue with my so-called F4 Hate List, I'm sure almost everybody here will be happy to know that that darn, pathetic chinovela has finally come to an end!! Hooray!! No more of their annoying songs which we can't understand anyway, no more of the "possessed" fans who can't seem to live a day without swooning to their gods. Ahhh... finally, a moment of solitude!!

However, I can't believe that ABS-CBN will be adding another Chinovela to ruin my day, a.k.a. ETERNITY.. What the heck is this thing about? Anyway, apart being disappointed with the fact that all I can see are Chinese series, I 'm basically suffering from sore eyes. Which is great, considering that today is my youngest sister's birthday and I can contaminate everybody with my so-called disease!! Hardy harr harr... *evil laughter*. I can't wait until I can finally spread the virus to my sister's guests... aside from her! Happy Birthday Sis! and Happy Birthday to me on Thursday! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Well, I have no idea what to write today, I just woke up from a bad sleep ( try to imagine your mom shouting at you while you're trying to get some shut-eye... good replacement for a bedtime sleep!), and I'm still suffering from red eyes.. AARGH!! The pain... Can't take it anymore! The only good thing I can write about is, well, nothin' much.

Later this afternoon, we will be going out somewhere to celebrate my sister's birthday, yesterday's celebration was postponed due to the sudden downpour of rain... *evil laughter* I just hope they won't be doing a triple birthday bash, or else I'LL KILL THEM!! ( My sister's birthday was yesterday, while my Tita Marie and ME will be celebrating our birthdays on the 11th and 13th respectively! ) I hope I could get some scoop there..

Just want to say kudos to my boyfriend's cousin DK for "surviving" in Star In A Million.. YAHOO!!! *waves pompoms like a deranged cheerleader* good luck also! Hope he doesn't get eliminated, and hope he wins.

NIMRODS UNITE!!

This is in relation with what my dear friend tetsuko_chan69 wrote a long time ago. I also had some servings of really dumb questions from other people that even the inhabitants of the Planet Nimrod will NOT, i repeat, will NOT be able to answer. However, being the DORK that I am, I could not believe that I somehow managed to answer these questions, which led me to think--am I too generous? or am I just being pathetic? AAAARGH!!

*start throwing rotten tomatoes at me please.. I BEG YOU!*

Anyway, here are some of the questions these martians asked me and the answers I gave them... er... or something like it.

(first day of classes)
Moron1: What is your real name?
Goldzter: Yoradyl Golda ___________

NOTE: *don't ever call me using my first name or else....*

Moron1: Yoradyl.. what a nice first name!!
Goldzter: .. Duh?!

Moron1: Seriously, where did your parents get your name?
Goldzter: Why ask me? Ask my parents about it, dweeb.

Moron2: Goldz, you've got a very long hair, how did you do that?
Goldzter: Isn't it obvious?

(a die-hard Armageddon II fan)
Moron2: Can I call you Shan Cai, because you've got such a long hair..
Goldzter: No way bro... just call me SADAKO please.. or else..

(after reading EAT YOUR GARDEN...)
Moron2: You hair is as almost as long as Shan Cai's, if ever things would not work out between you and Lloyd, can I be your Dao?
Goldzter: *kicks Moron2 between the legs* No way FREAK!!! How many times do I have to tell you that I don't like MG, you imbecile! Why you... *&#$%!!!

(after reading my entire journal)
Moron3: Why are you always angry in this book?
Goldzter: Because I express better when I'm angry.

Moron3: So you're a sarcastic individual? Nice!
Goldzter: Gee, thanks! Doofus!

Moron3: Really? Would you like to borrow my Celine Dion tapes to help relieve your stress?
Goldzter: Would you like to get slapped?

(in the LRT)
Moron4: Going home?
Goldzter: *quoting David Spade* Yes I was, now I'm answering obvious questions.

(after seeing me writing something in the journal)
Moron5: What are you doing?
Goldzter: Good question!

Moron5: Do you like any boybands?
Goldzter: Not much..

Moron5: How come? Almost everybody here listens to ______?
Goldzter: Almost, not everybody... so I'm not part of it.

Moron5: How come you're so mataray everytime you talk to me?
Goldzter: With all the dumb questions you're asking me, why shouldn't I?

Most probably, the reason why I avoid watching too much TV is because everytime I switch channels, all I can see and hear is Meteor Garden; and as I walk to school, all I can see are are posters of F4 and all of the cast of Armageddon II.

In other words, TOO MUCH EXPOSURE. Damn it! Perhaps on Christmas, we can no longer hear Christmas songs but F4 songs playing nonstop!

SOMEBODY CUT MY EARS!!! AARGH!!!

With all these nonsense exposure and nonstop mentioning of Dao-Ming-What's his name again's name, my inner Sith can't help it but make a list of reasons why I DESPISE MG, and here it goes...

1. Dao-Ming-Dynasty looks like dog crap.

2. Lei, another member of that F____g 4, reminds me of Slam Dunk's Kaede Rukawa --- very insensitive!

3. We Filipinos are usually drawn to watch the protagonists being bullied by the upper class, especially if they are the so-called lowlifes. The lead actress, Shan Cai, exemplifies the very essence of a true protagonist --- palaging kawawa.

4. What's the sense of having four dimwits rule a campus without the higher authorities stopping them?

5. Dao's hairstyle looks like a pineapple, I bet he doesn't know how to use a hairbrush nor take a bath for that matter... YUCK!!

6. How the heck can you pronounce (or spell) their names?

7. The group's name is even a puzzler.. F4, what does that stand for? Uhmm.. FUNCTION KEY#4? FANTASTIC 4? FATHETIC 4? F*&^%!@G 4?

8. What's the point of making a headstand if you don't want to cry? Sure your tears may stop from falling, but would you rather cry than die from having too much blood in your head? Poor Lei, he's not thinking I guess,

9. Where is the exact location of Meteor Garden? can somebody help me find it?

10. Aren't we too tired of watching too many Chinovelas, or telenovelas?

11. How the heck can we sing their songs if we do not know exactly what they mean?

12. The whole series reminds me of Dawson's Creek --- friends turned lovers and lovers turned psychos.. or sort of!

13. Oh Baby baby baby... AARGH!! Stop it!

I AM NEUROTIC. I easily go ballistic when being threatened by somebody. I dislike it when people make fun of who I am and take advantage of my fears. I am aloof and sometimes a pain to deal with. I am most of the time selfish and really craves for attention. In short, I'M A SUCKER.

I AM PSYCHOTIC. In case my neurotic side is being laughed at, I have the incessant urge to kill that person and won't stop until I reduce his or her carcasses to bits. I take pride in stalking that person before he or she stalks me. I love the sight of blood and the sound of pleading weezers who were absolute jack-asses a minute ago. I am violent in nature, my heroes are Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson and the wrestler Kane; my goddesses are Sadako and the Charmed Ones. Watch out! you might have a knife planted upon your back or a huge gash of wound sticking out your neck once you mess with me. I might even blast you to bits when I feel like doing it.

I AM PARANOID. I rarely trust people with my darkest secrets, even with my signifiant other. It's a rarity that I give everything and let all my fears out. i'm a loner and the only I trust are my instincts. However, the only time I would ask somebody else's opinion is when I'm desperate. I'm suspicious of everyone I'm with because of an experience that has traumatized me, since then, I find it very hard to trust somebody.

I AM MULTI-PHOBIC. I fear almost everything, except killing someone when it is necessary. However, that does not stop me from playing with other people's fears or with my own fears. I may be afraid of the consequences, but for the record, I LOVE TROUBLE.

Welcome minions to yet another edition of the JINX weekly top 20. This week, we'll count down the most nauseating, irritating and nasty hits you'll never want to hear from your favorite and not-so favorite artist... Now, on with the hits:

20. THE REAL SLIM SHADY by BRITNEY SPEARS
- Let's all admit, Britney can't rap. Can you imagine how ridiculous the video will be when she sings this song? By the way, will the video have another boob shot?

19. YOU OUGHTA KNOW by WHITNEY HOUSTON
- Imagine Whitney banging her head on the wall like some cocaine-influenced maniac that has been possessed by Beelzebub? This song really fits Alanis. Watch out for her falsetto!

18. THRILLER by ALANIS MORISSETTE
- This video will give Sadako a run for her money. With Alanis' long hair and the synchronized Michael Jackson move, the Ring will have another to add to its series.

17. JUST LIKE A PILL by SHANIA TWAIN
- It's like having Pink on the video, only with C cups. (another tit shot perhaps?)

16. BABY ONE MORE TIME by KORN
- Are these guys ready to wear school uniforms like Britney did? Will they dance? Maybe... not!

15. IGNITION (REMIX) by CELINE DION
- Watch out for the nerve-busting chorus!

14. MY HEART WILL GO ON by PAROKYA NI EDGAR
- Man, this really is nauseating! I wonder how will these guys present the video? will they throw one of their bandmates overboard while the vocalits reenacts the "I'm the f___g King of the World" scene ala Leonardo de Bernardo Carpio?

13. SONG 2 by MARIAH CAREY
- No comment. Try to imagine, if you can.

12. LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA by RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
- Another boner-inducing video, thanks to Ricky's idea of getting it on in the video. Hey, maybe the guys will do a punk version of the love scene? (Haven't we had enough of tit-flashing videos?)

11. I TURN TO YOU by EMINEM
- After his controversial fiasco with Christina Aguilera, Eminem sings one of her songs... I wonder how will he reach the high notes? And the video... will he also obstruct traffic by walking in the middle of the street holding a beach umbrella? Will he also commit suicide by singing atop an exit-less building? Hmm...

TOP TEN SONGS

10. LOSE YOURSELF by CHARLOTTE CHURCH
- Imagine the angelic, soulful voice of this teen soprano belting out the tunes of... oh shit! an EMINEM song?

9. SO YOUNG by MACY GRAY
- I'd rather hear Minnie Mouse sing this.

8. I'M A SLAVE FOR YOU by AVRIL LAVIGNE
- Imagine her wearing Britney's clothes, dancing like Britney, smelling like Britney... yada yada yada.

7. CRAWLING by F4
- AARGH!!! Stop it!

6. PAPERCUT by MOBY
- How will this guy rap>

5. LIKE I LOVE YOU BY TOM JONES
- Imagine him dancing like Justin Timberlake (Er...)

4. YOUTH OF THE NATION by LUCIANO PAVAROTTI
- P.O.D. version intended only for operas. And the title, does it fit him?

3. MMMBOP by CELINE DION and BARBRA STREISAND
- We can't articulate the words when Hanson first sang this. Now added with Celine's glass-breaking falsetto and Barbra's unreachable pitch, they make this song even more less-understandable, just like Luciano.

2. CAN'T LOSE YOU (Oh Baby baby baby...) by LINKIN PARK
- Same with # 3, we can't understand the lyrics. And now that LP is singing this, well, it's still the same somehow... However, the question is, will it be a fast version?

AND FINALLY, THIS WEEK'S # 1

1. I'M NOT A GIRL, NOT YET A WOMAN by MICHAEL JACKSON
- This is self-explanatory. Just one advice for Jacko, you'll never be a girl nor a woman no matter how many times you commit a transplant. LEAVE IT TO BRITNEY!!

Well, this concludes another edition of the JINX weekly top 20. This is your dear VJ FART signing off!!

I just saw this link in miruku's page. I was very curious about it so I tried it, and here's my result...


You are Form 3, Unicorn: The Innocent.

"And The Unicorn knew she wasn't meant to
go into the Dark Wood. Disregarding the advice
given to her by the spirits, Unicorn went
inside and bled silver blood.. For her
misdeed, the world knew evil."

Some examples of the Unicorn Form are Eve
(Christian) and Pandora (Greek).
The Unicorn is associated with the concept of
innocence, the number 3, and the element of
water.
Her sign is the twilight sun.

As a member of Form 3, you are a curious
individual. You are drawn to new things and
become fascinated with ideas you've never come
in contact with before. Some people may say
you are too nosey, but it's only because you
like getting to the bottom of things and
solving them. Unicorns are the best friends to
have because they are inquisitive.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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ANOTHER QUIZ MY IDIOT SIDE TOOK:

This is kinky. I can't believe my name also rhymes with ITCHY... am I a flea or what?


Ichi - "That one with wisdom"
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What would your Japanese name be? (female)
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AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST..

Woe to me! I'm a quiz fanatic. May it be relevant or just plain silly. Aargh!

I went to this website and took a test, since it is somewhat anime related, I took it. And here it goes...


<<>>???What Kind Of Angel R You???<<>>( Anime Pics )
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So, I am a Friendly Angel... This is still debatable, though. I'll let my peepz decide.

BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN : Eight Hours Before November 13.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ME...

This, my dear friends, is my most dreaded day... with less than 24 hours to savor the last eighteen years of my life, I'm going to be old again!! WAAAHHH!!! I don't know, but to me, celebrating my birthday is even worse than getting onstage and shouting "I AM A MARTIAN" or declaring your affections to a horse. Isn't it funny that everybody is your friend once they find out that it's your birthday? Or probably how hordes of strangers would come in your house just to crash your party? Eeekkk!!!

I loved celebrating my birthday when I was a kid. The thought of seeing loads of balloons and streamers in the ceiling and bazillions of gifts and foods on the table makes me feel like a princess for a day. (Pathetic me! Shoot me please! ) However, when I reached 12, the only thing I can think when my birthday's near is "How much money will my parents give me so I can go out and celebrate with my friends?" I still think of it even now. By the way, will my parents give me a thousand bucks? Hmmm...

My boyfriend, Lloyd, (who by the way is younger than me) even joked about it, telling me that I'm so old and he wants to find someone younger... Although he's just kidding, REMIND ME TO KILL HIM AS SOON AS I FINISH THIS!!! GRRRR!!!!

Despite the negative sides of celebrating a birthday, there are also some perks that go with it. For example:

1. I have the right to be lazy and avoid any household chores.

2. It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to.

3. I get extra allowance, even just for a day!!

4. I get to be treated like a dominant specie atop the food chain.

5. I get to relax while my siblings get to suffer!! HAHAHA!!!

So, there.. all I can say is that I hope my parents will raise my allowance tomorrow.. Wish me luck!!

Happy Birthday to me, I belong to the zoo, I'm the monkey and the donkey.. AND THE KANGAROO TOO!!!

Hello, my dear minions! I'm sorry for not updating lately! My PC has gone haywire due to my family's incessant playing of Spider Solitaire, that they won't let me lift a finger just to operate the said computer. However, despite the fact that my family has somehow been possessed by that darn game, I've managed to fix it, or else, YOU'LL KILL ME FOR SURE!!!

By the way, THANK YOU!!! for the birthday greetings you've given me last Thursday. It was great! I skipped class just to go out and watch Matrix Revolutions while my classmates formulated every possible reasons why I did not attend class. Before I forget, the movie was cool!! Watch it, before the revolution ends... (Hey, am I promoting the movie or something?)

Oh well, i have some rants to add here, I hope you like it.

TITANIC AND LEO FANS BEWARE!!!

My cousins and I are having this heart-to-heart talk when my cousin shifted the conversation from intimacy to movies. As I was busy narrating all the movies that me and my boyfriend watched, we came across a commercial that promotes the movie to be shown the following week. To my surprise, I recognized a scene in one of the movies...

"Jack"
"Rose"
"I'm the king of the world!!"

Uh oh, .. as I'm starting to get some goosebumps, I saw the movie title... TITANIC.

Aargh! Damn it! As my cousins swoon upon the sight of Leonardo di Caprio, I went ballistic. I stood up, banging the tables, ripping the sheets, nibbling the left-over chips... The fury... the rage... Can't take it... Can't... Breathe!!! Aargh! Growl!

OK, just exaggerating... I was shocked upon learning that titanic will be shown again, in its full glory. The only good news is that it's no cable TV, but damn! Can't they just give me a break? I'VE HAD ENOUGH F4 SIGHTINGS TO RUIN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! GRRRR...

Simply put, I never liked TITANIC; not just the movie, but everything about it. I can still remember my first year highschool days when our teacher asked us to watch the movie and make a synopsis out of it. But being the encyclopedia freakthat I am, I watched Spice World instead (because I was a hardcore Spice Girls fan back then!), 'cause I know how it will end anyway. As a result, not only did I obtained a very low grade for the project, my teacher even listed me in the negative section of our logbook for not following directions (Talk about Literary Criticism!).

I never liked romantic movies, except comedic ones (such as Serendipity, Shallow Hal and There's Something About Mary, to name a few..). When my classmates persuaded me to watch the movie "for art's sake", I waited until it was released on video so I could borrow it. My friends and I watched the movie at home. At first, my friends were swooning at Leo's face, except me (I don't find him cute and no offense, he doesn't know how to act!!). As the story progressed, my friends began to "melt" at the sight of the love team, while I remained disgusted. And after the Titanic sank, my friends were crying, I WAS SLEEPING (Boring!!).

I almost got myself into a fight because of the "sleeping" thing. My friends even called me "insensitive" because I did not feel the "emotion". C'mon it's just a movie! We all know that it will break into two pieces anyway. I told them that the plot is so pathetic... EVERYTHING IS PATHETIC!! What is the point of making a love story knowing the cruise is an ill-fated one? Is it to keep the viewers awake? or just to let them expect a very hot scene? Hmm...

What even irritated me is the theme song for that movie, a.k.a. Celine Dion's MY FART, I mean, MY HEART WILL GO ON. Damn! That song really SUCKS!! I can still remember how I almost threw the radio in the toilet bowl because every radio station is playing that song (Now that F4 is around to ruin my day, I can say that history really repeats itself!). Just hearing the chorus makes me feel like I've been shouted by my mom all the way from Siberia. Whenever that song is being played, I can't help it but think that all I can hear is nothing but senseless caterwauling and really loud instruments. Thank God for OASIS! At least I have something to play instead!.

The video is even pathetic! You can't see nothing but Jack and rose "getting it on" in a jeep... Nice location! Can't they sneak to any royal suites in the ship? Talk about perverted private moments!

I DON'T CARE if it grossed bazillions of dollars , or how dehydrated you've become due to too much crying . I DON'T CARE if you've chosen that nauseating song as you and your significant other's theme song... IT'S SO PATHETIC!! Leonardo de Bernardo Carpio doesn't know how to act, the plot is really sickening. It's gross!!

If you want to drown, or plan to sabotage a luxury ship during its maiden voyage, watch this flick. I HELPED THE ICEBERG IN DESTROYING TITANIC

1. Instead of arriving in school wearing a white uniform, my dress turns jet black because of the mud.

2. Classes are usually suspended in the wrong time -- when the teachers are already beginning their lessons.

3. I get stuck in traffic because the LRT is undergoing repairs.

4. I'm having a hard time washing my clothes because of reason #1.

5. I leave the house very early just to avoid the traffic jam, but I arrive in school very late because of the traffic jam.

6. I still get wet although I have already brought an umbrella.

7. In case there's a flood, UST (my school) will be found below sea level.

8. In case classes are suspended, THERE IS NO INCREASE OF ALLOWANCE.

9. That "Oh Baby baby" song by that F%^@#g F4 is playing nonstop and I want to kick the driver's butt because he turned up the volume.

10. The weather is so cold that I can't think of anything but food and sleep.

11. I find it very hard to get up during a very cold weather.

12. There is no Cable TV in case of typhoons... they get to cut it!

13. I have a hard time keeping my shoes dry because of reason # 8. Not to mention, the hassle of keeping your feet stench-free!

Yesterday was such an awful day, as in AAWWFFUUULLL... I arrived in school thirty minutes from schedule... The class starts at seven but I arrived at seven-thirty. Just as I entered the room, everybody was looking at me as if I was the reason why the Twin Towers were destroyed last 9/11. Not only that, as soon as I stepped inside the room, my teacher was like "MISS GOLDA, YOU'RE LATE AGAIN FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!" Sheesshhh... she could've just called me in front and talk to me rather than shouting to the class. What's funny is that everybody started to clap and howl as if I won the race, one classmate of mine even shouted "Idol!! Early Bird!!". Instead of being embarrassed, I bowed and said "Thank You, thank you!!" as I walked to my seat. As for my teacher, well, she's sort of pissed... but what the heck? At least she's got a star pupil... hehehe.

Another thing, my boyfriend and I were sort of spending some time together when his dad asked him for an errand, and since I have to go home, he accompanied me to the station. I rode an FX cab... but.. lo and behold, I was totally infuriated when I heard the song playing on the radio.. it was My Fart Will Go On (for newbies, kindly check out I Helped The Iceberg Destroy Titanic for more info).. Great! It was just the perfect song to hear before you commit suicide. The traffic was really bad that I have to walk a few blocks so that I could get to the house early... or else I'll have to face the wrath of my beloved mother.. You don't want to mess with her.

Just as I expected, I faced my mom's wrath... she was like "P#$#@% ka ! Tagal mo, san ka ba nanggaling? Wala ka namang ginagawang maganda sa buhay mo kundi maglamyerda... Dali! Magbihis ka, samahan mo ko sa SM..." (Translation: Where have you been, you (*%$^$&...? You haven't done anything good in your life but go out and play.. Hurry, change your clothes, we'll be going to SM!!) My mother, ladies and gentlemen... The least I could say is that, I got my sarcasm from her.

Dinner was nice, though, I get to feast on my sister's leftovers which consists of really bad-tasting Winner corned beef (my Mom sells it, and I totally resent it...) and some eggs. Nice!! I lost appetite at once. As for my Dad, when he saw me in this condition, he bought a big, roasted chicken just for me and three of my siblings... Yum!!

Later that night, just as I'm trying to post something, the PC sort of started to go haywire... I wasn't able to add an entry. So here I am, recollecting the events that happened yesterday. I hope I could get the PC to be fixed before I face my Mom's wrath... again... for the Nth time!

1. Having an alter-ego does not mean you're suffering from some kind of psychological disease. In some cases, it comes naturally. For instance, on a bad day, I can see my alter-egos Nem and Esis having a brawl.. however, on a really bad day, my alter-egos see their alter-ego.. He is a pompous, snivelling bastard whose code name is Bananaman.

2. Watching too many romantic flicks can cause so much discomfort. Try sleeping with bulging eyes and red, stuffy nose... that is if you are a romantic freak. However, in case you're not, prepare for a headsplitting MIGRAINE... Oh, yeah, bring loads of Tylenol too. By the way, Titanic will be shown at 9:00.

3. F4 still makes me sick... even up to now.

4. Writing is fun when you let others read what's on your mind... It's even better when these people know that you're out to kill somebody.

5. Life is like a box of chocolates... filled with maggots.

6. Math is still difficult.. Lucky, I chose English as my major subject.

7. My mom taught me almost everything, from the raging hormones to sarcasm. I'm so happy... sarcastically HAPPY!

8. Watching Wrestling is good, but being obssessed to the point of believing everything about wrestling is BAD.

9. I'm such a sarcastic person... AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!

I am a big fan of the TV Series CHARMED... well, not just big... Hardcore perhaps! Why did I say so? Well, just the thought of killing your enemies in such a unique sort-of "magical" way would be nice. I'd tell you more about this in just a short while.

If you're not aware of that TV series, or in case you're pretty consumed watching that pathetic chinovela for a whole week, let me give you a short background about it. CHARMED is about three sisters who became aware of their Wiccan lineage when one of the girls, Phoebe, found a mysterious book hidden in their attic and read a spell that, unbeknownst to them, will unlock their powers. At first, things went bad with the three of them, but they got adjusted to it somehow. As for their powers, the eldest (Piper) can freeze time and blow things up, the middle sister (Phoebe) can levitate and see the future while the youngest (Paige) can move objects and teleport.

Honestly, I really wish I could possess these powers; but sad to say, if it happens, I can't use it for personal gain (using powers for your own advantage). Anyway, if that "possibly" happens, here are some reasons why I would want to have their powers...

1. TO VANQUISH ALL THE PEOPLE I REALLY HATE
- that is why I'd like to possess fire power. I can blow up everyone I hate and reduce them to bits (especially Bananaman). The only thing I have to worry about is how to clean up the "demon guts" everytime they explode.

2. TO LEVITATE
- who wouldn't want to scare people? I believe that it is so COOL to do that. I can scare the crap out of my friends and enemies by just floating around like some freaking phantom.

3. TO GET THINGS WITHOUT HAVING TO USE ANY PART OF MY BODY
- aahh.. telekinesis...

4. TO ORB INSTANTLY TO ANY PLACE, ANY TIME
- orbing, in Charmed, is defined as the ability to appear or disappear in any place at the blink of an eye. If I had the power to orb, I wouldn't be late in school and I could just go anywhere without asking permission.

5. TO SEE MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS SNOOPING AROUND WITHOUT LEAVING MY SEAT
- the use of astral projection... I can just go to two places at the same time... I can finally see if my boyfriend is really serious, or else, see # 1.

6. TO THROW FIREBALLS, HURL LIGHTNING BOLTS... ETC.
- same with reason # 1.

7. TO SHAPE SHIFT
- I can be anybody I want without anybody suspecting. Well, I can scare the crap out of my enemies by being the Grim Reaper or I can fool my boyfriend disguised as... uhm, Britney Spears?

8. TO STOP TIME
- in case my orbing ability is off, I can stop time so that I could get to school in time so that I won't be late. The problem is that how to get the traffic to move? I'll just use this during exams..

9. TO HEAL MYSELF
- in case I got injured, I have the ability to fix injury I get... from my usual bruises to hemorrhages.

10. TO ROB A BANK
- now who wouldn't want to rob a bank?

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Watching autopsies are fun. Consider it gory, but for me, it gives me this sort of C.S.I. feeling that even myself could not explain. It's so ironic that I HATE the sight of corpses, especially my relatives, but I can stand seeing dead strangers on newspapers, television, or even outside. I don't know if I'll consider this as a sort-of "natural phenomenon" or if I'm just not used to the thought of seeing a relative in a huge casket and being buried six feet under.

Anyway, last Monday, my brother brought home this VCD of an autopsy conducted to a woman who died of emphysema. At first, my brother warned me that I might not eat dinner after we watched the CD (he knew how much I disliked cadavers.), but I told him to back off and let me watch instead. It didn't scared me, in fact, I was amused by the whole autopsy thing. To the make the whole thing short, it can be compared to how a butcher "mutilates" a pig, chicken, or a cow once it has been killed.

To give you a description of what I have seen in the video, when a person dies of emphysema, the lungs would look like a heap of black jell-o being thrown to a sewer pipe. It is dark with a slight tinge of "gory" green seeping out of the lungs once you squeeze it. And since the dead lady also suffered from different diseases, the lungs also resembled the form of a chicharon (the fatty skin found on meat). Also, when a dead guy/gal suffered from atherosclerosis, the fats or cholesterol will calcify in the arteries. By the way, when the prosector (the doctor who does the autopsy) takes a cadaver's brain, he makes a short incision to the scalp and carefully pulls the skin downwards. Then, he takes this kind of saw and drills the skull until the brain can be pulled out. The brain looks like isaw (chicken intestines) , for your info. To those who haven't eaten yet, BON APETTIT!

I was eating balut (duck embryo), isaw and barbecue while watching the whole documentary.

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Another thing, I had this weird dream last night. I was in my room watching TV when a car smashed on my bedroom door. It was really weird because I don't have my own room (I sleep with my parents due to room shortage) and my room is at like, the second floor? As I went close to the car to see the bastard who wrecked my so-called room, I was surprised to see that my former highschool crush (we'll refer to him as MORON5) did it... wearing a football player's helmet, a ballerina's tu-tu and a high-heeled sandals (er?) ... I was like.. WHAATT??? However, instead of blushing, I grabbed a lightsaber (double er?) and charged to dice him to bits. But before I can stab MORON5, my Math Professor appeared and lectured about that dreaded subject.. ALGEBRA (triple er?). I was so furious... I ran and cut both of their heads off.

No, this is not a review of Lemony Snickers' book of really unfortunate events.

I was almost at the verge of posting my second entry for yesterday when the computer suddenly shut down. I thought I had accidentally stepped on the plug when I realized that we had a power blackout. I went ballistic, because not only do I have to start all over again, but I'm sure that when the power's back, and once my whole family get their hands on it, I won't be able to use the computer until the next day. I can't seem to understand why the heck are my parents and siblings drawn into that Spider Solitaire game? It's still a card game..

Anyway, I went down to check for any "sparking" appliances, but just as I went to the dining area, a loud shatter almost freaked me out. It was just my cat, Kismot... chasing a rat until he ran over the,, oh no .. My mom's flower vase... AARGH!! It's not that I don't want to be scolded for the Nth time (the vase looks like crap anyway, I wish I should've broke it instead! ), but he created a mess and I was so lazy to pick it up. I grabbed a broom, a rug, a dust pan and started to clean up the pieces of broken glass and stagnant water my darn cat left behind. I usually liked cats but this time, I'm getting a shotgun... Kismot, you're one dead cat!

*Pardon me, dear animal lovers, but Kismot really has to get it... this time!*

After my sort-of fiasco with my cat (I chased him round the house with a broomstick!), I went outside to buy some drinks. While walking, there was this guy who kept on following me. I ignored him, thinking it might be one of my cousins playing a prank. But as I turned to the next street, he began to walk faster, and I began to do the same thing. Just as I turned around to face my "shadow", the guy called my attention and said... "Miss, matagal na kita sinusundan eh, pwede ba makipagkilala?" (Hi, I've been following you around for some time, may I know your name?). I smiled, ignored the moron, and walked away. I did not introduced myself to him, who does that guy think he is, Prince William of England? AARGH! Is this dimwit trying to stalk me or something? Where's Darth Maul when I need him? I wish I had that lightsaber in my dream so that I could slice him to bits!

*looks at new usericon* Edea, give me the power!!

I was really pissed by the time I went home, the lights went back by six p.m. and I immediately booted the computer. Just as I managed to start typing my new entry, I was disconnected. Great! Just great! Two hours later, my parents and my sibs came home, played that darn Spider Solitaire... then, the computer acquired a virus. They absolutely had no idea of what happened to it.

As for me, I slept and had another weird nightmare.

This is the life. No one's in the house except me. I have all the right to use this darn computer... well at least for an hour or so, without my dear mother beating the crap out of me. It's so strange that my parents and sibs would use the computer for hours and when it's my turn, they'll blame me in case the computer had a virus--though I just used it for about fifteen minutes! Great! Such family I have!

Another thing, I had this yet another dream last night... and yes, it is weird. My friends and I were hanging out in Robinson's Place when suddenly the lights went out.. I did not panicked, but once my friend brought out a flashlight, the whole place turned into a graveyard. I was like "COOL!!" while my friends kept on complaining as if they've never been in a graveyard before. I proposed a ghost hunt, and while walking (with us carrying shopping bags...), a sort-of shadow started to follow us around. I thought maybe it was my "stalker" but it turned out to be... oh sh*t... MY BOYFRIEND?! I grabbed the flashlight, and started to hit him in the head.. I was like, "Lloyd! What the heck are you doing here? This is supposed to be my dream!!" It was weird, but I had him accompany us.

I can't remember what happened after that, but during the course of our "trip", we saw ghosts--weird people in my life. Ghosts such as my "mutilated" Math Professor (he keeps on appearing in my dream, I don't know why!), my highschool nemesis Gentle (tetsuko_chan69, you know her), my stalker (which my boyfriend beat the crap out using the same flashlight), and my friend Jasmin. I laughed upon seeing her.. she's a hilarious, horny ghost!

It was really weird, I dreamt nothing about my past and that very usable flashlight which we hit people with.

No offense to those involved in these production...

I wasted P175.00 for such crap.

Last Sunday, we went to La Consolacion College Manila to watch two plays, the one-act comedy "Call Me Flory" and the tragic "All That I'll Ever Need." It was really disappointing because I never liked romantic plays and the whole presentation looks like it has been rushed just to present it on the target date. I only attended the show because our attendance will be checked and there will be incentives to those who will attend the said event (I'm such an asshole when it comes to incentives.. anyway, it's hard to get a good grade nowadays!).

To give you a brief description of what the plays are all about.. "Call Me Flory" is about a middle-aged social climber (Flory) who was invited by her friend (Matilde) to join a fund-raising campaign (which involves selling tickets worth a hundred bucks apiece) for the benefit of the residents in "Sapang Palay". All is well until a seamstress (Osang) comes to Matilde's house to deliver her handiworks. Osang recognizes Flory, but Flory denies ever meeting Osang and leaves hurriedly. As it turns out, Flory used to be Osang's neighbor in Sapang Palay... and she had a bad record there or something. The play ended with Matilde calling all her amigas and telling them that she will sell Flory fifty tickets or else she'll blackmail her about her past.

On the other hand, "All That I'll Ever Need" is about a young lady (Yvette) who found herself married against her will to a rich guy (Ben) because her father couldn't pay his debts. Ben began to shower Yvette with gifts, including jewelries and a mango farm, and soon she started to like him. They had been getting along well until she finds out that Ben is dying of a "rare disease"--he kept the whole thing to Yvette because he wanted her to inherit all the riches and because... uhm, everybody read... he loved her. Yvette told him that all his riches meant nothing to her and that he loved him too. A few months later, Ben is rushed to the hospital and Yvette never left his side until she received a telegram from her father telling her to come home--she left, only to find out that her father was just asking more money from her. She goes back to the hospital only to find out that Ben had already died. *ah-choo*

OK, as for the reviews, I have nothing much to complain about the first play, in fact, the presentation was good. The only problem was that they talk very fast, as if they were being chased by a pack of rabid wolves in the forest. As for the props, the background was a board covered with white paint and behind it, there was this huge blue plastic (the ones vendors use to cover their goods) that serves as their sort-of "curtain"--covering almost the entire stage. I don't know what they're using it for or if they're hiding something behind it. As for the second play... it BORED me. The story is very shallow, and very common. They have problems in the positioning of the props and characters. They also talk very fast as if they've been chased not by a pack of rabid wolves but by a pride of famished bengal tigers. We never understood a thing.. these guys did nothing but kiss the whole length of the play (Eew... eew... EEW!!). They also have this tendency to use the same prop for different functions, (like using the bed as a coroner's gurney). And that eerie song... it keeps playing in my head... AARGH!! Somebody STOP ME! The only good thing I can say is that, the main characters really have a good chemistry--are they an item or something?

Overall, they could've done better. The only good thing is that they're doing the plays for a good cause.

I consider this day as an average one. It's not that nothing special happened to me, in fact, there's a thing or two I can talk about. For instance, my mom only gave me sixty pesos to consume for the entire day, which is almost half of the money I usually get. I really had to budget the entire money for me to eat lots of food (I have an appetite that can be compared to an elephant).

Speaking of, I had lunch with Mari and Lloyd earlier this morning. It was really funny because we were like goofballs in the middle of nowhere, talking about anything our damned minds can possibly think of. Mari even told me that my boyfriend reminded her of our friend Jasmin, because like him, she can be astute and kooky at the same time (not to mention being malicious). It was fun, we even offended some of the people eating in the carinderia because we talked about cadavers, dissection, preserved cats and lots of gruesome stuff--LOUDLY! We laughed so hard that my stomach ached, which got me confused if I'm full or it might be Mother Nature calling me. 'Scuse me...

*somebody kill Heart Evangelista... her song makes me sick!*

Another thing, I played Warcraft : Frozen Throne after lunch. I was about to reach the Ninth Chapter of the Sentinel Campaign when the lights went off.. a few minutes later, I restarted the game--all of the data were lost... AARGH!! I went home, and got scolded again... you know how it goes.

NO CLASSES. The President declared that today's a holiday, I don't know for what reason but hey I can get some sleep at least!

Speaking of rest days, I woke up feeling nauseous and hungry. I went down to realize there was no food yet... my Dad's cooking and my Mom went to work.. and I thought today's a holiday! maybe I was just dreaming or something... ah darn it!

I went to the store to buy some e-load (I consumed everything yesterday), and guess what, Mr. Stalker is out there... I ignored him, that moron, but as I talked to the vendor, he asked what will I buy. I did not answer, like why should I? After a few minutes, when the vendor told me that the "load" was sent, he brought out a Nokia 3210 and asked for my number. This time, I was pissed.. I told him that the load was for my father and I don't have a cellphone. He followed me around again, until a friend saw me and asked if Mr. Stalker was with me. I told my friend that I don't know him and I would like it if she will come home with me instead. My friend told Mr. Stalker to back off.. that I have a boyfriend and he wouldn't want to mess with Lloyd.. hehehe! Mr. Stalker went back and left me and my friend alone.

I'm so lucky I have my friend around, or else I'll have to walk a very long mile just to lose that moron. I just hope he wouldn't show up, or I'll have Lloyd beat his a**.

I am an accident prone person. My day does not end without me falling or tripping into something. I don't know if it's part of my genes or if I am really clumsy that I can't see even the tiniest thing that can "kill" me.

We had this Drama Festival earlier this morning, and I met two accidents even before the whole event started. For instance, I fell on the stairs while rushing to get to the auditorium in time for the preparation of the props. It was so embarrassing because as I stood up, the Assistant Dean went to me and told me that I don't need to rush for we have two hours more before the presentation begins. Eek!!

The second "accident" occurred when a classmate asked me to buy some "Spanish Bread" in the nearest bakery. Again I ran, and before I knew it, I tripped right in the middle of the road. The people who were crossing with me assisted me and asked if I was okay. I was red with embarrassment... I ran... this time, I did not trip. Not until the play began.

A few hours later, and after a few presentations from the Colleges of AB and Commerce, it was our turn. The whole play was going smoothly until it was time to remove the entire props for the final scene (it was a funeral). The lights went off, and while we took off all the remaining prop we used for the previous scene, a friend of mine spilled something on the floor. After a few minutes, the people in the backstage heard a loud "THUD" on the floor. It was me. I slipped on the puddle left by my dear friend. Luckily, the lights were off, or else I'll be blooming again... with embarrassment.

The play ended and it was time for me to go, my friend and I went out to eat at Obento's, a sort-of Japanese resto in España. Nothing happened there. A few hours later, I met Lloyd, and while walking, the both of us did not see the fallen tree branch blocking our way. Again, I tripped... BIGTIME! OUCH!!

All in all, I had four accidents, and that's not yet the end.

I'm so BORED. There's nothing here to rant about. I was hoping for a rant-full day but sad to say, my intentions were backfired. But. wait a sec... I think there's something I can bitch about.

Last night we went outside the house to put up the Christmas lights on the walls. I don't know what's with my Mom, but when she saw my grandpa (who lives next door) adorning his house with lots of Christmas lights, she started to buy two boxes to decorate our house! She even bought this sort-of Chinese lantern for good luck... which got me confused-- are we celebrating Chinese New Year? It's three months away for crying out loud! My mom told me that it gives an "oriental" feel to anybody who passes by our house. Great! I just hope that freaking lantern doesn't play any F4 songs or I'll blast it to oblivion!!!!

As we were about to finish putting up the lights, a neighbor told us that every street in our barangay is doing the same. He even described the different decorations in every street. Being the inquisitive person that I am, I asked my aunt to go around and see the decorations for ourselves. And so we went off, passing every street and paying attention to the different decorations. To make the whole trip short, our street almost looked like Las Vegas because of the different ornaments we found there. When we got back in the house, my aunt was amazed, but I was like "We'll be full of lights once there is a fire!" My mom became mad at my remark, telling me that I don't appreciate art. I told her that I appreciate the whole "light show" thing but isn't it ironic that she banned me from using the PC for days just to conserve energy? My mom replied that the lights were only used at night so it's not much of a burden in terms of the payment of electric bills. I insisted that even if it's used only at night or not, it's still included in the bills.

My mom was mad, bigtime... and so the ranting begins. After a few minutes later, the Christmas lights were lit... and the electricity went off. I wasn't able to use the computer until today.

Since I've got nothing to do, I took some quizzes..

Got this one while surfing for "Charmed" episode guides

Which Halliwell Sister Are You?

And I thought I was Prue, that's all right though, Piper's my favorite anyway.

This by the way is something I got from Mari.


As if you were born into a world of tears, you
always tend to look at the darker things in
life. Inside you crave attention yet push away
society, and you're a hopeless romantic. Drawn
to things like the occult and mysteries, you
spend your time daydreaming of "What
If's".


What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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Yes, I'm drawn to the occult... what's the problem with that?


This is my favorite, I agree on this one...


A GAME-BOY. Youre like a tomboy without the love of
sports. Reality sucks, but as long as you have
your electronics you feel you can cope. Time
goes unnoticed when youre locked in your room
hooked up to your Nintendo, rocking to your
favourite collection of guitar-driven albums.
Your virtues: Intelligence, sense-of-humour,
individuality.
Your flaws: Inability to cope with real life,
action-freak spirit, reclusive nature.
EXTRA: Your personality type is the only one on
this quiz that would enjoy www.life-
blood.vze.com Check it out!


What kind of girl are you?
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Ahh. quizzes...